Should I dye my hair blonde?
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ACHTUNG!
Me and my good ol' mate Charlie Chaplin
About Me
- Cat
- United Kingdom
- Born in 1802 to a small family in the Cotswolds, I was raised on a farm by my two eccentric uncles. After an incident involving a horse and a lot of butter I was sent to live as a maid in the local manor house, where my talents were discovered. Soon after I became a music hall star with such hits as "Does your chewing gum lose its flavour on the bedpost overnight?". The amount of free whisky I consumed led to my downfall, and I died alone (apart from my ever growing family) in 1919, at the tender age of 117
Cat, you can't! Your hair's nice as red!
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