To celebrate the inaugeration of Barack Obama today, I made a list whilst bored in drama.
PEOPLE WHO WILL BE VICE-PRESIDENT BEFORE SARAH PALIN
Dobby the house-elf
Katie Price
My brother (who is more than capable of running a country, believe me)
Hitler
Neil Cicierega
The Rick Roller'd guy
Brian's mum from 'Life of Brian'
Bill and Ted ("Excellent!")
Captain Obvious
Bluebottle from 'The Goon Show'
The Joker
Bill Bailey
Michael Palin
Wallace and Gromit
Jeremy Clarkson
Winnie the Pooh
etc...
Tuesday 20 January 2009
Thursday 15 January 2009
In the words of Bill Bailey...
*snicker*
I have a dare for you.
If you live in Britain, go into an Asda store (doesn't matter if you hate Asda. In fact, it's better if you do). Go up to the person the desk, and when they serve you, cry, "Hey! Asda! I ain't gonna be your bitch!" Then flee.
If you live in America go to Wal-Mart (they own Asda after all).
And if you don't live in America or the UK, go into any two-syllable evil greedy power-stealing supermarket you please!
I <3 Bill Bailey.
I have a dare for you.
If you live in Britain, go into an Asda store (doesn't matter if you hate Asda. In fact, it's better if you do). Go up to the person the desk, and when they serve you, cry, "Hey! Asda! I ain't gonna be your bitch!" Then flee.
If you live in America go to Wal-Mart (they own Asda after all).
And if you don't live in America or the UK, go into any two-syllable evil greedy power-stealing supermarket you please!
I <3 Bill Bailey.
Monday 5 January 2009
How I hate thee, let me counteth the ways...
URRGH.
First day back at school and I'm already sitting under a pile of motherfudging homework. Teachers are such cruel, cruel creatures. Plus, which moron decided that the best possible way to begin a Monday is with Maths? I would like to personally kill whoever did my timetable.
But whatever. At least I didn't have PE today. That would have been too much. I don't know what we're doing, but I'm praying it isn't hockey, because it's so cold outside I'm only just getting feeling back in my nose, fingers and toes.
Not to mention I'm being lectured about my stupid exams already. I wish I could like, fall asleep now and wake up in June.
Bring on the weekend please.
First day back at school and I'm already sitting under a pile of motherfudging homework. Teachers are such cruel, cruel creatures. Plus, which moron decided that the best possible way to begin a Monday is with Maths? I would like to personally kill whoever did my timetable.
But whatever. At least I didn't have PE today. That would have been too much. I don't know what we're doing, but I'm praying it isn't hockey, because it's so cold outside I'm only just getting feeling back in my nose, fingers and toes.
Not to mention I'm being lectured about my stupid exams already. I wish I could like, fall asleep now and wake up in June.
Bring on the weekend please.
Saturday 3 January 2009
Friday 2 January 2009
Rocky Horror Picture Show.
Haha.
Do the Time Warp NOW.
I order thee.
Me and my sister just danced around really stupidly to this. xD
Do the Time Warp NOW.
I order thee.
Me and my sister just danced around really stupidly to this. xD
Thursday 1 January 2009
2009 will be sublime
I know this is going to be a good year, because it started off with me having one of my fizzy drink/late-night/mild alcohol intake dreams. Last year's dream was better, but this one was still good. I <3 having good dreams.
I went to a party last night at a family friend's house just round the corner. It was mostly grown-ups, but there were four of us girls upstairs, plus my younger brother and older sister (but she went home early becasue of a headache). So, we started things off with a round of 'Buzz' (WHICH I WON MOST TRIUMPHANTLY. I won a sofa suite. GO ME), then we watched Wild Child (from which my brother was banished). And we all gathered downstairs to watch the Hogmanay celebrations on TV. The grown-ups had champagne and we young persons had Buck's Fizz, which tasted pretty vile, but hey, it's 2009, what you gonna do. Then it was upstairs for another round of 'Buzz', which I came second in. Becasue no one wanted to stay downstairs because the grown-ups started dancing. Ew.
But we always have to leave so bloody early. So I ended up crashing out at three in the morning at home. xD
It's like, a family tradition to climb a hill on New Year's Day, and this year it was Cairnpapple Hill, which strictly speaking is a burial mound, and also the easiest thing to climb in the world. But me and my sister found these remnants of a torn-up letter lying all over the hill. Investimagating, we pieced them together and found out it was like, a break-up letter. It was quite funny in a cruel way. Talk about bad luck, being dumped on New Year's Eve. But talk about stupid, tearing the letter up and leaving it in a public place. I'd have totally shredded the thing, then burnt it.
Oh well. Not everyone is blessed with my awesome logic.
I went to a party last night at a family friend's house just round the corner. It was mostly grown-ups, but there were four of us girls upstairs, plus my younger brother and older sister (but she went home early becasue of a headache). So, we started things off with a round of 'Buzz' (WHICH I WON MOST TRIUMPHANTLY. I won a sofa suite. GO ME), then we watched Wild Child (from which my brother was banished). And we all gathered downstairs to watch the Hogmanay celebrations on TV. The grown-ups had champagne and we young persons had Buck's Fizz, which tasted pretty vile, but hey, it's 2009, what you gonna do. Then it was upstairs for another round of 'Buzz', which I came second in. Becasue no one wanted to stay downstairs because the grown-ups started dancing. Ew.
But we always have to leave so bloody early. So I ended up crashing out at three in the morning at home. xD
It's like, a family tradition to climb a hill on New Year's Day, and this year it was Cairnpapple Hill, which strictly speaking is a burial mound, and also the easiest thing to climb in the world. But me and my sister found these remnants of a torn-up letter lying all over the hill. Investimagating, we pieced them together and found out it was like, a break-up letter. It was quite funny in a cruel way. Talk about bad luck, being dumped on New Year's Eve. But talk about stupid, tearing the letter up and leaving it in a public place. I'd have totally shredded the thing, then burnt it.
Oh well. Not everyone is blessed with my awesome logic.
Wednesday 31 December 2008
Let's start this off with some facts
OHMYGAWSH =]
Totally new to this blog thing. It looks awesome.
So, mes petits (all two of you xD) how abou I begin my long and irritating presence here with a lovely list of factoids?
Been in a food fight? Does flicking pasta at your brother count as a food fight? No? Well, I haven’t then.
Swore at your parents? Er...yes. xD It was only 'bugger', but to my parents that much is OHNOEZCATISSWEARING!!111
Been to a casino? Not yet.
Been sky diving? No (but will be soon - hopefully).
Broke a bone? Yes – one of my fingers. Twice.
Skipped class? Yeah – maths three years ago. I was in class at break with my friend and the teacher when a girl standing outside said something horrible and I started crying. The teacher let me stay in class for the whole of maths cos I was so upset. I also cut French at the end of an exam once because ceci n'est pas un point.
Played truth or dare? Yes – but not very seriously.
Gotten the chicken pox? Oh yes. And we were on holiday, too!
Ridden in a taxi? Yes, when we went to London. It was really dirty (London, that is, not the
taxi). But the driver was a real Cockney! I was over the moon, dude.
Shop lifted? I think I did when I was like, 2.
Lied to a Friend? Oh, many times.
Eaten nothing for 5 days? That’s a stupid thing to do. Besides, I lack the capacity.
Been on a motorbike? No (but soon, soon…).
Drove a car? (see above)
Snuck out of house? Nope.
Gotten lost in a city? Sort of, a few weeks ago…I wasn’t really lost, my mum and brother had just gone into a shop nearby.
Saw a shooting star? No (unfortunately). Unless you count the comic book.
Been to any other placed besides here? Where’s ‘here’?
Smoked? No.
Had serious surgery? No.
Gone out in public in your pyjamas? Yes. Last time I did it was for a drama performance in school. It was surreal.
Kissed a Stranger? Sort of, on the cheek at a wedding, like.
Hugged a Stranger? No.
Been Arrested? No (it won’t be long though…)
What did you what to be when you were younger? A bag of crisps.
What do you spend most of your time doing? Reading, writing, watching TV and thinking up insults.
Would you rather stay at home or go out? Depends.
What is your favourite fast food restaurant? Hate them all.
What is your favourite restaurant? Hard Rock Cafe, dudes!
Are you a farmer? I don’t know.
If you could go anywhere where would you go? Transylvania.
How many people do you live with? My mum, my dad, my brother, my sister, two gerbils and a rabbit.
How many kids do you want? One or two. I want to adopt, too.
What would you name them? I like the name Miranda.
What colour lipgloss/lipstick do you wear?None.
Coke or Pepsi? Coke.
When do you usually go to bed? 9-10
Do you attend church? The day I attend church will be the same day George Bush says
something kind, honest and productive.
How many friends do you have? It depends how much chocolate I have.
What's your favourite pyjamas? My 'I HEART N Y' t-shirt. Nice and warm in the winter. *snuggle*
What's your favourite thing to do? Watch ‘Dad’s Army’, draw, read, think up evil schemes.
What colour hair do you have? Red. Ginger. Ginge. Ginga. Carrot-top. Rusty. Copper. Get over it.
Do you sing well? My dear, I could not hold a tune even if it had handles.
Have you ever been in love? Maybe…
Would you eat a cockroach for £500? Yes.
Are you afraid of the dark? Yes.
Are you bored? Yep.
Where's the last place you've been? London.
Do you wear a lot of black? Yes, but not through my own choice.
Do you get along with your parents? Yes. Is that normal?
Would you consider yourself popular? About as popular as a hedgehog in a balloon factory.
Most painful experience? Burning all the skin off my index finger.
Have you ever been stalked? Not as far as I know.
Have you ever egged a house? No.
Do you support PETA? No. Bunch of animal-killing mental psychotic bastards...
Do people think you're crazy? Me? Oh, never.
How many people on your buddy list? Depends.
Do you ever scream into a pillow? If the pillow jolly well deserved it.
How many songs do you know the words to? Most of the Monty Python ones.
Have you ever drowned a fish? Why would I want to?
Do you listen to Eminem? No, he’s awful. I like M&Ms though!
Do you care what you look like? Dude, I stopped caring when I was eleven.
Is your hair colour fake? No, I’m a natural ginga and proud!
What are you wearing? Clothes (duh).
When's the last time you talk to anyone? About half an hour ago.
Do you fall in love easily? Might do.
What’s your best physical feature? My ears.
Do you believe in vampires? Yes, I know one.
If you could become a vampire would you? Definitely! I think I’d rather be a werewolf, though.
Would you call yourself normal? Normal is to me as water is to fish, dude.
Have you ever gone skinny dipping? Do you honestly think I would go skinny dipping?
How many people do you trust with your life? Life? What’s life anyway?
What colour is your room? All colours, but mostly pink.
Ever fell asleep in class? Yes. Well, it was a hot day, I’d barely slept the night before, Mr Boring Person of the Year 2009 was teaching the class, it was French…go figure.
Ever been camping? Yes, with the Guides. It was hell in a tent. I got covered in midgie bites, and a large beetle got stuck in my hair. Next question.
Shorts or jeans? Jeans. Skirts, when they’re available.
When you get pizza how many slices do you eat? All of them.
Do you consider yourself too fat/skinny? Nope.
What's your least favourite colour? Bright, ugly neon pink.
Have you ever faked being sick? Yes. Many times.
Ever done something illegal? Yes I robbed a paper shop. No, not really.
Are you afraid of dying? No, it sounds fun.
Is your name on bathroom walls? Why would it be on bathroom walls?
Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend? No (thank god).
Totally new to this blog thing. It looks awesome.
So, mes petits (all two of you xD) how abou I begin my long and irritating presence here with a lovely list of factoids?
Been in a food fight? Does flicking pasta at your brother count as a food fight? No? Well, I haven’t then.
Swore at your parents? Er...yes. xD It was only 'bugger', but to my parents that much is OHNOEZCATISSWEARING!!111
Been to a casino? Not yet.
Been sky diving? No (but will be soon - hopefully).
Broke a bone? Yes – one of my fingers. Twice.
Skipped class? Yeah – maths three years ago. I was in class at break with my friend and the teacher when a girl standing outside said something horrible and I started crying. The teacher let me stay in class for the whole of maths cos I was so upset. I also cut French at the end of an exam once because ceci n'est pas un point.
Played truth or dare? Yes – but not very seriously.
Gotten the chicken pox? Oh yes. And we were on holiday, too!
Ridden in a taxi? Yes, when we went to London. It was really dirty (London, that is, not the
taxi). But the driver was a real Cockney! I was over the moon, dude.
Shop lifted? I think I did when I was like, 2.
Lied to a Friend? Oh, many times.
Eaten nothing for 5 days? That’s a stupid thing to do. Besides, I lack the capacity.
Been on a motorbike? No (but soon, soon…).
Drove a car? (see above)
Snuck out of house? Nope.
Gotten lost in a city? Sort of, a few weeks ago…I wasn’t really lost, my mum and brother had just gone into a shop nearby.
Saw a shooting star? No (unfortunately). Unless you count the comic book.
Been to any other placed besides here? Where’s ‘here’?
Smoked? No.
Had serious surgery? No.
Gone out in public in your pyjamas? Yes. Last time I did it was for a drama performance in school. It was surreal.
Kissed a Stranger? Sort of, on the cheek at a wedding, like.
Hugged a Stranger? No.
Been Arrested? No (it won’t be long though…)
What did you what to be when you were younger? A bag of crisps.
What do you spend most of your time doing? Reading, writing, watching TV and thinking up insults.
Would you rather stay at home or go out? Depends.
What is your favourite fast food restaurant? Hate them all.
What is your favourite restaurant? Hard Rock Cafe, dudes!
Are you a farmer? I don’t know.
If you could go anywhere where would you go? Transylvania.
How many people do you live with? My mum, my dad, my brother, my sister, two gerbils and a rabbit.
How many kids do you want? One or two. I want to adopt, too.
What would you name them? I like the name Miranda.
What colour lipgloss/lipstick do you wear?None.
Coke or Pepsi? Coke.
When do you usually go to bed? 9-10
Do you attend church? The day I attend church will be the same day George Bush says
something kind, honest and productive.
How many friends do you have? It depends how much chocolate I have.
What's your favourite pyjamas? My 'I HEART N Y' t-shirt. Nice and warm in the winter. *snuggle*
What's your favourite thing to do? Watch ‘Dad’s Army’, draw, read, think up evil schemes.
What colour hair do you have? Red. Ginger. Ginge. Ginga. Carrot-top. Rusty. Copper. Get over it.
Do you sing well? My dear, I could not hold a tune even if it had handles.
Have you ever been in love? Maybe…
Would you eat a cockroach for £500? Yes.
Are you afraid of the dark? Yes.
Are you bored? Yep.
Where's the last place you've been? London.
Do you wear a lot of black? Yes, but not through my own choice.
Do you get along with your parents? Yes. Is that normal?
Would you consider yourself popular? About as popular as a hedgehog in a balloon factory.
Most painful experience? Burning all the skin off my index finger.
Have you ever been stalked? Not as far as I know.
Have you ever egged a house? No.
Do you support PETA? No. Bunch of animal-killing mental psychotic bastards...
Do people think you're crazy? Me? Oh, never.
How many people on your buddy list? Depends.
Do you ever scream into a pillow? If the pillow jolly well deserved it.
How many songs do you know the words to? Most of the Monty Python ones.
Have you ever drowned a fish? Why would I want to?
Do you listen to Eminem? No, he’s awful. I like M&Ms though!
Do you care what you look like? Dude, I stopped caring when I was eleven.
Is your hair colour fake? No, I’m a natural ginga and proud!
What are you wearing? Clothes (duh).
When's the last time you talk to anyone? About half an hour ago.
Do you fall in love easily? Might do.
What’s your best physical feature? My ears.
Do you believe in vampires? Yes, I know one.
If you could become a vampire would you? Definitely! I think I’d rather be a werewolf, though.
Would you call yourself normal? Normal is to me as water is to fish, dude.
Have you ever gone skinny dipping? Do you honestly think I would go skinny dipping?
How many people do you trust with your life? Life? What’s life anyway?
What colour is your room? All colours, but mostly pink.
Ever fell asleep in class? Yes. Well, it was a hot day, I’d barely slept the night before, Mr Boring Person of the Year 2009 was teaching the class, it was French…go figure.
Ever been camping? Yes, with the Guides. It was hell in a tent. I got covered in midgie bites, and a large beetle got stuck in my hair. Next question.
Shorts or jeans? Jeans. Skirts, when they’re available.
When you get pizza how many slices do you eat? All of them.
Do you consider yourself too fat/skinny? Nope.
What's your least favourite colour? Bright, ugly neon pink.
Have you ever faked being sick? Yes. Many times.
Ever done something illegal? Yes I robbed a paper shop. No, not really.
Are you afraid of dying? No, it sounds fun.
Is your name on bathroom walls? Why would it be on bathroom walls?
Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend? No (thank god).
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