Let's start this off with some facts

OHMYGAWSH =]

Totally new to this blog thing. It looks awesome.

So, mes petits (all two of you xD) how abou I begin my long and irritating presence here with a lovely list of factoids?

Been in a food fight? Does flicking pasta at your brother count as a food fight? No? Well, I haven’t then.

Swore at your parents? Er...yes. xD It was only 'bugger', but to my parents that much is OHNOEZCATISSWEARING!!111

Been to a casino? Not yet.

Been sky diving? No (but will be soon - hopefully).

Broke a bone? Yes – one of my fingers. Twice.

Skipped class? Yeah – maths three years ago. I was in class at break with my friend and the teacher when a girl standing outside said something horrible and I started crying. The teacher let me stay in class for the whole of maths cos I was so upset. I also cut French at the end of an exam once because ceci n'est pas un point.

Played truth or dare? Yes – but not very seriously.

Gotten the chicken pox? Oh yes. And we were on holiday, too!

Ridden in a taxi? Yes, when we went to London. It was really dirty (London, that is, not the
taxi). But the driver was a real Cockney! I was over the moon, dude.

Shop lifted? I think I did when I was like, 2.

Lied to a Friend? Oh, many times.

Eaten nothing for 5 days? That’s a stupid thing to do. Besides, I lack the capacity.

Been on a motorbike? No (but soon, soon…).

Drove a car? (see above)

Snuck out of house? Nope.

Gotten lost in a city? Sort of, a few weeks ago…I wasn’t really lost, my mum and brother had just gone into a shop nearby.

Saw a shooting star? No (unfortunately). Unless you count the comic book.

Been to any other placed besides here? Where’s ‘here’?

Smoked? No.

Had serious surgery? No.

Gone out in public in your pyjamas? Yes. Last time I did it was for a drama performance in school. It was surreal.

Kissed a Stranger? Sort of, on the cheek at a wedding, like.

Hugged a Stranger? No.

Been Arrested? No (it won’t be long though…)

What did you what to be when you were younger? A bag of crisps.

What do you spend most of your time doing? Reading, writing, watching TV and thinking up insults.

Would you rather stay at home or go out? Depends.

What is your favourite fast food restaurant? Hate them all.

What is your favourite restaurant? Hard Rock Cafe, dudes!

Are you a farmer? I don’t know.

If you could go anywhere where would you go? Transylvania.

How many people do you live with? My mum, my dad, my brother, my sister, two gerbils and a rabbit.

How many kids do you want? One or two. I want to adopt, too.

What would you name them? I like the name Miranda.

What colour lipgloss/lipstick do you wear?None.

Coke or Pepsi? Coke.

When do you usually go to bed? 9-10

Do you attend church? The day I attend church will be the same day George Bush says
something kind, honest and productive.

How many friends do you have? It depends how much chocolate I have.

What's your favourite pyjamas? My 'I HEART N Y' t-shirt. Nice and warm in the winter. *snuggle*

What's your favourite thing to do? Watch ‘Dad’s Army’, draw, read, think up evil schemes.

What colour hair do you have? Red. Ginger. Ginge. Ginga. Carrot-top. Rusty. Copper. Get over it.

Do you sing well? My dear, I could not hold a tune even if it had handles.

Have you ever been in love? Maybe…

Would you eat a cockroach for £500? Yes.

Are you afraid of the dark? Yes.

Are you bored? Yep.

Where's the last place you've been? London.

Do you wear a lot of black? Yes, but not through my own choice.

Do you get along with your parents? Yes. Is that normal?

Would you consider yourself popular? About as popular as a hedgehog in a balloon factory.

Most painful experience? Burning all the skin off my index finger.

Have you ever been stalked? Not as far as I know.

Have you ever egged a house? No.

Do you support PETA? No. Bunch of animal-killing mental psychotic bastards...

Do people think you're crazy? Me? Oh, never.

How many people on your buddy list? Depends.

Do you ever scream into a pillow? If the pillow jolly well deserved it.

How many songs do you know the words to? Most of the Monty Python ones.

Have you ever drowned a fish? Why would I want to?

Do you listen to Eminem? No, he’s awful. I like M&Ms though!

Do you care what you look like? Dude, I stopped caring when I was eleven.

Is your hair colour fake? No, I’m a natural ginga and proud!

What are you wearing? Clothes (duh).

When's the last time you talk to anyone? About half an hour ago.

Do you fall in love easily? Might do.

What’s your best physical feature? My ears.

Do you believe in vampires? Yes, I know one.

If you could become a vampire would you? Definitely! I think I’d rather be a werewolf, though.

Would you call yourself normal? Normal is to me as water is to fish, dude.

Have you ever gone skinny dipping? Do you honestly think I would go skinny dipping?

How many people do you trust with your life? Life? What’s life anyway?

What colour is your room? All colours, but mostly pink.

Ever fell asleep in class? Yes. Well, it was a hot day, I’d barely slept the night before, Mr Boring Person of the Year 2009 was teaching the class, it was French…go figure.

Ever been camping? Yes, with the Guides. It was hell in a tent. I got covered in midgie bites, and a large beetle got stuck in my hair. Next question.

Shorts or jeans? Jeans. Skirts, when they’re available.

When you get pizza how many slices do you eat? All of them.

Do you consider yourself too fat/skinny? Nope.

What's your least favourite colour? Bright, ugly neon pink.

Have you ever faked being sick? Yes. Many times.

Ever done something illegal? Yes I robbed a paper shop. No, not really.

Are you afraid of dying? No, it sounds fun.

Is your name on bathroom walls? Why would it be on bathroom walls?

Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend? No (thank god).